I really don’t find pregnant Jessica Simpson all that attractive, I like my women to be without any humans growing inside of them, but I am a big fan of her massive new chubcakes. Look at those things! Awesome. It looks like her chest is pregnant with twins. I just want to feel one of them in my hands, it doesn’t have to be in a sensual way either, I just want to feel their weight. I bet they’re like eight pounds each. Twitter me with the stats please.

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