It looks like Jessica Simpson, her horse-faced sister, some weird looking kid and her massive pregnant breasts spent the day together in New York City. That’s pretty much all I’ve got, other than the fact that I don’t think it’s safe to have a child that close to such ginormous breasts, the kid could accidentally get smothered to death in between those things. Someone call Child Protective Services. I better stick my face in there to make sure it’s safe.

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