If you don’t know who Monica is, she’s Penelope Cruz‘s hot sister who for some reason decided to head out looking like the Unibomber. I don’t know why she’s covering her face, she’s not even famous!
Secondly we’ve got Whitney Port. I barely know who this chick is but her Hill’s spinoff The City got bad ratings and after looking at these pictures, I understand why. Is she slow?
Lastly, we’ve got Paris Hilton at Bondi beach. All I know is these stupid hippie bandanas have got to go! They serve no purpose other than if you’re going to stay out in the sun all day wearing one, you’re
going to get the most retarded tan line ever on your forehead. The good news though is that she’s at a beach, so I’m sure she’ll be getting into a bikini anytime now, and hopefully she brings her fake BFF with her too.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Wenn, Flynet