It’s pretty clear that things have been going very well between me and my new internet girlfriend Sara Jean Underwood, she keeps posting pictures of her sexy body on Twitter and I keep touching myself inappropriately to them, so I’m looking forward to spending our first Xmas together. Here she is spreading some holiday cheer in a couple of really tight dresses. I’d like to deck those halls… With my face. You get my drift right? I want to do sex stuff with her, weird stuff you see on the internet. Call me.
Merry Christmas with Sara Jean Underwood