Britney Spears was to be doing so well, her boobs looked great in her low cut dress at her birthday party in New York City a little while back, but now things seem to be going south. Literally. Her drooping nipples make her boobs look like they’re sad, run down, beat up by life and they’re on the verge of doing something drastic. Cheer up fellas, things will turn around soon. Maybe she just needs a new bra, or a job.