Here’s Megan Fox arriving at LAX to catch a flight. I don’t know where she’s going and I don’t care. All I care about is when her menstrual cycle is going to be up so she can get out of those period pants. Now you’re probably wondering how I know she’s on the rag. Well, I don’t. I’m just guessing because of that little breakout on her face/lip. Usually I’d call that a cold sore or herpes, but I’m not a doctor and I’d hate to think Megan is tainted that way. So instead let’s just blame it on Aunt Flo.