I don’t know who the hell this Jordan Carver bird is, and I don’t need to know, she possesses two very big qualities I look for in a woman. Nice eyes and a heathy appetite… What did you think I was going to say? Obviously I’m kidding, who gives a crap about a woman’s appetite? Seriously, she’s got some massive breasts on her, I love it. I want to give her a really long hug.