Here are twins Karissa & Kristina Shannon on Game Day at the Playboy Mansion wearing body paint football jerseys. As you guys know, this pair are Hef’s new “girlfriends” and unlike his other girlfriends, they don’t have fake tits. When is Hef going to invest some Bunny-Money and make them real Playboy material? Just because they’re twins doesn’t give them the right to ruin a whole franchise that provided me with unrealistic expectations in the women I date. I want twins with big tits goddamit!

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