After seeing that picture of Jessica Simpson naked and pregnant, I needed something to get things back on track, my erection was really confused. Here’s supermodel Adriana Lima modeling a nice set of bras and underwear to help ease things along. That’s more like it. There’s no way that Jessica’s stomach is ever going to look like this, I’m sorry, but it’s just not going to happen. Sure Adriana’s a supermodel and probably doesn’t eat a whole hell of a lot, but Jessica’s belly is stretched out as far as humanly possible. She’s going to look like she’s wearing a few skin colored fanny packs after she has that kid. Gross. Get it out of your mind. Adriana Lima… Awesome.
March 7th, 2012