Out of all things Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can do, this is the most retarded fake candids Ive ever laid eyes on! It’s SO retarded that I might officially ban Heidi from this site for good. Not even her stupid fake titties can salvage the stupidity that we are witnessing. Ok, maybe topless photos can, but that’s it!

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