If there is one thing I like about Miranda Kerr (besides everything), it’s her super long legs. Some of you might think they’re too skinny, but that’s because you watch too much Oprah and have been brainwashed into believing skinny is unhealthy. Those sticks are perfect, and what they do to my libido is definitely healthy. In fact, Miranda couldn’t be any finer. Hmm, well, maybe she could stand to lose 2 more pounds… Her ankles are just a little thick.