Obviously I still don’t know who this Micaela Schaefer chick is, finding that out would take effort and I’m just not that kind of guy. Besides, I kind of like our anonymous internet affair, it makes it seem that much dirtier. Here she is again walking around some sort of convention center in her sexy little bikini and douchebag trucker hat. I like it. Any woman who’s not afraid to walk around in public half naked is alright with me. I want to make sweet hump with her. Call me.