Here’s Lucy Pinder posing for some Valentine’s Day photoshoot. Turns out that more than half of all Brits will not be celebrating Valentine’s Day because of the poor economy, so this is for some kind of “Save energy and money and stay at home” type thing. Makes sense if your girlfriend is Lucy Pinder, but the last thing you want to do with your fat wife on Valentine’s Day is have sex with her. So don’t be cheap, take her out to dinner, get her drunk, and put her to bed early. Then go watch some porn.