Do I really need to tell you how hot Kelly Brook is… I think I do, because this shot really isn’t all that flattering. If I wanted to see an average looking British woman making weird faces, I’d…. I wan to say I’d watch old episodes of Coronation Street, but who the hell watches that garbage. Anyhow, she’s hot for a British chick. She’s got onions on her dress for crying out loud… What the hell? I guess I’ll never understand British culture.