I’m sorry, but I haven’t got the slightest idea who this Evelyn Lozada chick is. I know I say that a lot, but seriously? Anyone? I’m guessing she’s one of those Real Housewives Of I Don’t Give A Crap or she’s married to a football player. Either way, I’ve never ever heard of her. Luckily, she has some nice big qualities that I enjoy in my nobodies and she’s not afraid to show them off on the beach in a little lingerie-like bikini. Nicely done… Whoever you are.

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