I knew that Kate Upton was lighting up the internet, but I wasn’t expecting anything like this. Dancing to some obscure rap song that nobody has heard of in a bikini is one thing, but posing topless with your little supermodel hands cupping some giant supermodel breasts is almost too much to handle. I’m not sure if my track pants are strong enough to resist this. Jesus! They just look so soft and wonderful. I want to bury my face in them for like an hour or two. Call me.
May 3rd, 2012