I’m not sure if your career is taking off or tanking if you find yourself in the Sharper Image catalogue, it’s confusing, but I’m going to have to go with completely tanking. Here’s Megan Fox trying to sell some sort of silly gadget nobody needs by lounging all provocatively in her undies and thigh high stockings. That part I like, but Sharper Image? What has happened to this hottie? I also heard she might be pregnant with that David Silver douche’s kid, was that just a rumor or is this crap happening? What the hell?!

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