I don’t watch the show, for obvious testicle related reasons, but is Maria Menounos still on Dancing With The Stars? You know what, I don’t even care all that much. Here she is lounging by the pool in her sexy green bikini looking all hot and bothered and amazing. Those little melons look ripe for the picking. I’m not pleased with the douche getting all up close and personal and touchy feely with my Greek goddess, but I’m sure she’ll find a way to make it up to me. I’m thinking… Twitter bikini picture in a sombrero.

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