DESPERATE Housewives sexpot Eva Longoria is the hot favourite to become the new face and body of Scots lingerie firm Ultimo. But the competition to replace supermodel Rachel Hunter includes British-born Nicollette Sheridan, Eva’s co-star on the racy Channel 4 drama. (The Sunday Mail)

Since I’ve never heard of Scott Lingerie, I’m guessing they make poor spokesmodel decisions. Eva Longoria is by no means a lingerie model. At 30 years old, her body is shaped like a 15 year old boy. Some women would kill to have a body like a 15 year old but let’s put things in perspective: What good is a lingerie model who doesn’t even have breasts?

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