Does anyone know who this Candace Bailey chick is and how can I get in touch with her? I’d like to ask her out on a date. Not a real date, I’m a blogger, but an internet date where we chat for hours on Twitter until she sends me naked pictures of herself and I fall asleep on the couch with a smile on my face. Any chick who likes to play that stupid velcro ball game and drink beers in her bikini is my kind of woman. Call me.
May 14th, 2012