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Charlize Theron’s Legs Are Delicious
Here’s Charlize Theron at ‘The Burning Plain’ premiere in Paris the other night, I don’t know who the limp dick old man she’s holding hands with is but I don’t like it one bit. Those long gorgeous legs shouldn’t go to waste. Her dress makes her look a little like those pre-wrapped baked potatoes they sell at my local grocery store, I’d like to tear it open and cover her with some sour cream and bacon bits. Delicious.
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Photos: Flynet
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