I know that in the past I’ve said how Eva Longoria kinda bores me for some reason, I don’t really know why, but she seems to be trying to step up her game. Here she is at the Cannes Film Festival showing off a hell of a lot of skin to a bunch of perverted Frenchmen in tuxedos. I like it. I’ve got shots from pretty much every conceivable angle and yet not once does she slip a nipple. Now that’s talent.