Is the Cannes Film Festival over yet? I can’t keep track of all these things. I guess not if I’ve got these shots of my future ex wife Cheryl Tweedy working the red carpet in her oddly attractive dress. She kinda looks like a mermaid, a mermaid I’d like to do dirty dirty semi-legal things with…. Bedroom things. Call me.

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