This Cannes Film Festival crap seems like a place where all celebrities do all day, at least the ones who aren’t actually invited to any of the movies, is search out silly photo opportunities. I get the feeling that Kelly Brook is one of those celebrities. Here she is poolside with that pasty fat guy who kind of looks like an alcoholic Richard Branson. I thinks he’s got his own talk show or something, he’s one of those people who only British people know anything about. Whoever he is he’s drinking out of Kelly’s high heels. Lucky bastard. If you’re into that kind of thing.