I’m not sure what to think about these pictures of Fergie in a bikini. Does she turn me on or off? Argh!!! I’m so confused. Part of me wants to rip off my pants and do the deed but I know when I’m done, the guilt will hit me. The “what did I just do” feeling. You guys know what I’m talking about. The feeling you get after a one night stand with a girl you wished you had never met. Man, why does Fergie’s face have to be so messed up?
January 23rd, 2006