Christina Hendricks really isn’t the hottest woman in the world, she kind of always looks like she’s got those creepy blue wine teeth, but her breasts are just so massive that I can’t just ignore her. I love her boobs. I’m serious, that’s all I see when I look at her… A large mass of silky white breasts with a ginger wig on it. That’s it. I’d say call me, but breasts and a wig don’t have fingers so I’m not sure how the logistics are going to work out on that.