I’m really kind of bummed out that Miley Cyrus is getting married, not because she’s still really young and making a mistake she’s probably going to regret it for the rest of her life, but because that means that she’s probably going to get fat now. Obviously I don’t know that for sure, I’m just basing that assumption on every married woman I’ve ever met, but I’m really hoping it’s not going to happen. She’s been working so hard at getting her body tight that it would be such a waste. In the meantime, here are some shots of her in her sexy hipster outfit. Hot.