Man I love Victoria Silvstedt, she just seems like so much fun to be around. She’s always hanging out in her bikini, lounging on the beach with a cocktail and showing off her big breasts and tight little body by the sea. It must be tough. I’d like to hang out with her for a weekend, obviously I’d have to be a fat old dude with a very large bank account, but whatever. Seriously, she’s always on some rich douche’s yacht somewhere. Good for her.