I wonder what JWoWW would be doing right now if there wasn’t any Jersey Shore? I wish. She’s got the fake tan, big fake breasts, cheesy tattoos, and silly colored hair extensions… Those are things normally associated with strippers no?. All she’s missing is a tattooed douchebag/meathead of a boyfriend. Wait, I”m seeing that too. So instead of shaking her fake boobies for a few dollars in some dark New Jersey strip club, she’s making a ton of money by covering them up on some crappy reality TV show. What a waste.