I love when hotties get all dressed up for these fancy artistic photoshoots, it really classes up my erections. Here’s latina super MILF Sofia Vergara looking drop dead sexy in the pages of Vanity Fair magazine. I like it, she looks like the kind of woman I wouldn’t go anywhere near because my testicles would probably shrink up into my pelvic bone out of intimidation. I’ve got no shot in hell with this kind of a woman. Unless I win the lottery, in which case I’d probably go for a younger model. Fingers crossed.
July 3rd, 2012