If you’ve ever been envious of the lives that soccer players live, you’re about to get really upset. Here’s soccer wife Sylvie Van der Vaart hanging out in the pool with her freaky Dutch international footballer husband. Not only is he a millionaire superstar athlete, but he gets to go up for headers with this hot piece any time he wants. It’s just not fair. Does he have his own blog? I don’t think so jack! Where’s my half naked former model who does nothing but spend my money and hang out in a bikini?