Were you in the mood for some pictures of a complete nobody with giant fake breasts in a bikini? Apparently so was I because I’ve got these pictures of someone named Kristina Liliana Chudinova hanging out in the ocean in her sweet little bathing suit. So I looked her up and of course she’s married to some soccer player. Stupid soccer players get all the hottest chicks. Not only that but he’s in his fifties and she’s like twenty-five. Son of a bitch! Anyhow, she’s hot and those breasts are spectacular… They’re giving me a Chudinova in my pants. Ha!