I’m not an expert on motherhood, clearly, but it was my understanding that new mom celebrities are supposed to lose the baby weight a whole lot faster than the average woman. Am I right? So far I’m not seeing that with Hilary Duff. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still really hot and I know she just squeezed a human out of her vagina so I highly doubt she wants to hit the gym, but something just doesn’t look right. I think it’s the ham arms. I mean that in the nicest way possible. Although, those big breasts are definitely working for me. Tasty.