I don’t watch any of that Real Housewives Of Whatever crap, if I wanted to deal with broads who do nothing but complain and bitch all day I would have gotten married years ago, but after finding these shots of Alexis Bellino I might have to start. Obviously those massive glasses are covering up any evidence of her real age, but that body is looking really damn good. Look at that big tasty front meat. Awesome. I’d marry this chick for a few months. I don’t know what Team Alexis is all about, but I want to join. Call me.

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