I still find it amazing that Aubrey O’Day somehow manages to keep herself relevant. I don’t even know what it is she does that makes her a celebrity. Is it me? Here she is having her picture taken outside some fancy restaurant as she heads to dinner. Not bad. I mean obviously there should be a hell of a lot more cleavage, but what can you do? Apparently she’s so messed up in the head that she had a doctor write her a note so that she can have her dogs fly with her in first class on the airplane. What the hell? Can I get this doctor to write me a note so that I can have a couple of Korean hookers with me at all times?