Alright, this is getting a little ridiculous. I know that Victoria Silvstedt likes to hang out on rich old dude’s yachts in her bikini and all, but this is almost too much. Almost. I guess I’ll just have to tough it out and stare at her breasts for like thirteen minutes or so. This chick has exactly what I look for in a woman, big hair, big breasts, an amazing body and a willingness to please her man… As long as he keeps paying the bills.