HEATHER LOCKLEAR, 44, and her rocker husband, RICHIE SAMBORA, 46, are calling it quits. In court papers filed today, Locklear cites “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the split. (ET Online)

It’s about time Heather Locklear got rid of that bum. I don’t know what she saw in Richie Sambora in the first place. Any guy who plays second fiddle to another guy that waxes his chest is a loser in my book. Rock stars don’t wax their chest. You won’t find AC/DC doing shit like that. Heather, find a man with some balls…preferably hairy ones!

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