According to Wikipedia, Bella Thorne was born October 8, 1997. I’m not very good at math, but I’m pretty sure that if I say one wrong thing, the police will be knocking at my door. Anyway, if I were Lindsay Lohan, I’d just call it a day because this Bella girl is the new Lindsay Lohan minus the drugs, thievery, and broken dreams. I wish her luck in her future. Let’s move along before I get in trouble.