Here are Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine back together in Toronto to promote their film “Spring Breakers”. For this post, we’re going to focus on Selena because clearly the others didn’t get the Hollywood Tuna memo. No cleavage, no love. It appears to me that Selena’s young and wild little chesticles are trying to escape from that sexy leopard print dress. They need to be tamed. And guess what? I’m the perfect guy to be their handlers.
September 10th, 2012