Man, I wish I was rich! That should be me hosing down Joanna Krupa while she washes my Ferrari in a bikini. If only running a website with celebrity hotties paid better… Anyway, the douchebag who gets to have his way with Joanna on a regular basis is wealthy nightclub owner Romain Zago. Iâve never heard of him, but I know for fact that he could never love Joanna the way that I do. Creepy, but true.