Here’s Selena Gomez down in Miami attempting the patented Jessica Alba bikini ass pose, but she didn’t quite get it. It’s all about achieving the proper arch and angle, and Selena’s clearly still got some work to do. But it’s okay, she’s young and still learning. She’ll get it eventually. And luckily for Selena, I’m something of an expert. She needs to look at the diagram again and just keep practicing. I’ll bring the protractor.