Now here’s a girl who gets it. If you’re going to be invited to something called the UK Lingerie Awards, it only makes sense to show up in a dress that looks like lingerie. I don’t know much about this Lucy Mecklenburgh, apparently she’s some British TV star, but finally, some common sense around here! Of course, I wasn’t invited to London to congratulate Lucy in person. They never invite me to these things. And I had just gotten my pair of tuxedo boxers cleaned too.