I don’t watch soccer because everyone knows a real man’s sport is hockey, but soccer players get the best tail. Here is Kevin-Prince Boateng‘s hot piece Melissa Satta showing off her bikini body at an event in Milan. Guys do yourself a favor, look him up and then punch yourselves in the nuts really hard because if a guy that ugly can have his way with a girl this hot, we’re all useless failures and don’t deserve to have genitalia.

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