Is this some kind of horrible joke? Here’s Kate Upton‘s photoshoot for French magazine Jalouse covered from head to toe. She looks practically Amish! This must be how the French are finally getting back at us for all those years we made fun of them. On behalf of men everywhere, I apologize. Now, for the love of God, somebody get Kate Upton back into a bikini stat! My penis is starting to go into shock.

Related Articles:
Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter
Kate Upton Topless For Esquire
Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs
Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis