Ladies, take note: this is how you get back on my good side. It was just last week that I was complaining about Kim Kardashian going to the beach and looking boring. So what does she do? Bust out the big guns with some serious cleavage. All is forgiven, Kim. It’s a shame she has to cover up all that awesome boobage with a life jacket though — I thought those things double as floatation devices? Or is that just Kim’s giant butt?