I guess Carmen Electra‘s looking pretty good for her age in these pictures, but where’s all the cleavage? What happened to yesterday’s sexy lingerie show? Clearly, Carmen’s trying to class things up here, and I don’t like it one bit. I knew that Simon Cowell would be a bad influence. I never used to mind when he made people cry on American Idol, but now I’m convinced: this man is a monster. And he must be stopped.