I’m so used to seeing hottie Irina Shayk wearing next to nothing, I almost didn’t recognize her under all these clothes. This must be how supermodels go incognito: put on a pair of sweatpants and a baggy shirt. It’s a nice try, but Irina can’t fool me. She still looks super hot, even when she dresses like an Olsen twin. So Irina, for both our sakes, let’s stop this foolishness and get you out of that disguise and back into something a little more comfortable, like a G-string bikini. What do you say?