So apparently Kelly Brook just announced that she’ll be taking part in a cabaret show in Paris for one week only, starting in November. And I’m glad she gave me the heads-up, because last-minute tickets to Paris aren’t cheap. Usually, I’d be a little more upset that Kelly got so dressed up to promote a cabaret show — where’s the sneak preview? — but right now, I’m too busy trying to figure out how to stuff a Euro into a G-string.

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