So now that Kelly Kelly was released by the WWE last month, she’s gone back to her real name, Barbie Blank. She also dyed her hair brown, I guess to complete the transformation. And since years of carefully studying bikini pictures for wardrobe malfunctions have honed my eyesight, I think I can make out that her iPhone case is a picture of her hockey player boyfriend Sheldon Souray. So that makes two of them that are currently out of work. That’s rough. Luckily though, it looks like Barbie has a bright future as a professional Twitter model. She can even work from home.
October 23rd, 2012