I can’t believe they haven’t made Kelly Brook a Bond girl yet. It’s such an obvious choice. Here’s the busty British babe at the Skyfall premiere in London looking her usual awesome self, practically busting out of her dress. And I’m telling you, they missed a golden opportunity here. People always complain about other people texting in movies, but if Kelly was in more of them, consider that problem solved. Nothing’s distracting me from that cleavage. And just imagine it in IMAX… Somebody call Kelly’s agent. We need to make this happen.